Monday, February 7, 2011

Dessert

Hunter: What kind of dessert are you making, mom?
Mommy: Can't tell ya, it is a secret
Hunter: Is it a bad one?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I've decided to keep a blog of all of the funny (well, at least funny to me) things my children say
( Of course, as of now, these are all Hunter (age 5), Keira(18m) is not talking sentences yet, but at the rate she is going it won't be long! )

Here are a few from before today:

Kma is here helping me out while my hubby is out on a patrol, because of my foot. So she was driving today and was asking directions....this is how it went, lol...
Kma: I make a right at this light, right?
Me: Yes
Hunter: or you could make a pie.

"Mom, how do you draw a butt?" (he was drawing a UPS man...)

I asked why & his response....

You know when he comes to our house and he has a package, he knocks on the door and runs back to his truck, all you see is his butt leaving..."

Hunter: Mom, What does LOL mean?
He saw it on tv & asked so I told him and he said oh and walked away & very loudly goes "HAHAHAHA"

Hunter: Keira say outside
Keira babbled something in baby talk
Hunter: OMG! Mom, Keira said outside in Spanish!


Hunter: Mom can you make that stuff with blueberries in it?
Me: No hun we are out of blueberries
so he goes to to out the back door...
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Gonna get some blueberries
Me: T
here arent any blueberries back there...
Hunter: I know, I'm going to get some seeds and grow some real quick. You got any seeds mom?


"It would be really cool if a real fish could drive, he would be like I'm driving, I'm driving, look at me I'm driving..."

when asked how he could drive we got....

"you put him on the ground and then he would grow really big arms and then hit that button with his foot and he would go weeeeeeeeee ..... and he would have a sea star to help him drive, and he wouldnt have very big eyeballs and they would accidentally run into mcdonalds."